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Define "functioning human being."

I like juice and also cats.


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Me: wow this show sucks *watches the entire series in three days*


Tagged as: ahs,


h0odrich:

I think the biggest problem people have with you claiming how good you look is that they think you’re claiming it in comparison to them. people don’t realize you can coexist and look good as hell without competing with the person next to you….so anyways point is I look so fucking good




reallylameblog:

Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that




jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers




yutoube:

laurenrosedecker:

yutoube:

my hands are really weighing me down maybe you should hold them for a while

I’m so using this

i have it copyrighted





ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?



wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable






indecentinkling2:

That’s it
That’s their relationship



yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful




super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”