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Define "functioning human being."

I like juice and also cats.


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prodigiou5:

grawly:

what a deal

goodbye friends



lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday






  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?



sigsauer-ist:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

nO


caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire




hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown





shootforthe-m-o-o-n:

fstw:

blackdenimjeans:

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

Is it possible I’m actually carrying a foal?

especially if you live in Arkansas

what type of experimenting



askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this





basicburrito:

my indecisiveness makes me a terrible friend.



malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.