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Define "functioning human being."

I like juice and also cats.


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corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!





clannyphantom:

does justin bieber even release music anymore or does he just walk around and annoy the shit out of everyone




futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.






ibelieveyouitsnotyourfault:

By Jenny Yang

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Dear Little Sister,

I was quite young when I realized my own parents weren’t the most emotionally supportive. I wish we didn’t have to be so young to learn that sometimes our own parents can let us down. I knew they loved me, but so many…


les-assassins-miserables:

Things I want to be:

  • Assassin
  • Pirate
  • Pirate-assassin
  • Guardian
  • Conduit
  • Dovahkiin
  • A video game character
  • video game character
  • A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER

Things I don’t want to be:

  • A student with no plans for the future..




poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait




"You know me; always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink."





iiiarclight:

"the government sees everything you do online!"
um ok what’re they going to see? me being a fucking weeaboo?