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I like juice and also cats.


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rebellatis:

this is why i refuse to watch anime or whatever thats called



sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh





worths:

ok thanks



colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler




I’m visiting Canada from Seattle today and I was at Tim Horton’s with my Canadian friend and a lady went up to angrily complain about her order and by the end of their argument both her and the cashier were just apologizing to each other and it was the most Canadian exchange I’ve ever witnessed.






"One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple."

Jack Kerouac (via feellng)


redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t






jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus


gudda:

its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain




revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

moonofficial:

just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.